Effin' Violent Punisher : Warzone Trailer!

I've decided to use this blog to not only post reviews but also share some film-related uber-coolness that I find on the Net every now and then. I started off yesterday with some leaked footage from the highly-anticipated X-Men Origins : Wolverine due out next summer, and today I have the Red Band trailer for The Punisher : War Zone, due out this December. Step aside, kiddies, coz' this trailer has blood, guts, gore, and is pumped with disturbing violence! Honestly, I didn't care much for the new Punisher movie but after seeing this Red Band sh*t I am seriously hyped! I like Thomas Jane as an actor, he's a pretty cool guy and really takes care of his roles, and I kinda' liked his version of The Punisher...up until now. Sorry, Jane, but the new dude looks like he could eat your Punisher for breakfast. And take a look at the new villain, Jigsaw! He's called that 'cause his face looks like pieces of cloth stitched together as one. Holy ugliness, baby!

For those of you who were like me and didn't give a rat's ass about this flick, it's time to take some notes. The Punisher : Warzone is a sort-of-remake of The Punisher series which doesn't directly connect to The Punisher from a number of years ago. It isn't an origin story, either. It stars Ray Stevenson as Frank Castle aka The Punisher and he's not the only one who's gunning for revenge in this movie. His nemesis, now known as Jigsaw, is hellbent on destroying Frank for making his face look hideous. The film is directed by Lexi Alexander of Green Street Hooligans fame and is distributed by Lionsgate Entertainment so expect plenty of broken bones, severed limbs, punctured body organs and bleeding eyes.

It's gonna' be awesome. I hope.